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Did you hear about that movie Constipation?

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Yeah, it never came out.
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When do you stop at green and go at red?

When you're eating a watermelon.
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What do you call a bear with mental problems? :devil:
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A bi-polar bear!
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Why are fish so smart?
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Because they swim in schools!
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Why did the crab never share?

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Because it was shellfish!
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I once fell in love with a girl who only knew 4 vowels.
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She didn't even know I existed... :sweat:
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How much money does a skunk have?
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One scent! >D
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Why didn't the sun go to college?
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He already had a million degrees!
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Skunks again.

Why do skunks love Valentine's Day?
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Because they're scent-imental. (I'm so lonely.)
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How are stars like false teeth?

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They both come out at night.

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